{"id":17637,"date":"2022-03-22T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-03-22T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/?p=17637"},"modified":"2022-03-21T20:11:20","modified_gmt":"2022-03-22T00:11:20","slug":"blog-tour-its-the-end-of-the-world-and-im-in-my-bathing-suit-by-justin-a-reynolds-excerpt-giveaway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/blog-tour-its-the-end-of-the-world-and-im-in-my-bathing-suit-by-justin-a-reynolds-excerpt-giveaway\/","title":{"rendered":"Blog Tour: It&#8217;s the End of the World and I&#8217;m in My Bathing Suit by Justin A. Reynolds (Excerpt + Giveaway!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"ubb-blog-tour-banner\"><a href=\"https:\/\/rockstarbooktours.com\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/its-the-end-of-the-world-and-im-in-my-bathing-suit-tour-banner.png\" alt=\"Blog Tour: It&#039;s the End of the World and I&#039;m in My Bathing Suit by Justin A. Reynolds (Excerpt + Giveaway!)\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Happy Tuesday and welcome to my stop on the blog tour for IT&#8217;S THE END OF THE WORLD AND I&#8217;M IN MY BATHING SUIT by Justin A. Reynolds! I\u2019m so excited to share an excerpt of the book with you today, AND more information about the author and tour, PLUS you can enter the giveaway to win a print copy!<a href=\"https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/blog-tour-tiger-honor-by-yoon-ha-lee-excerpt-giveaway\/#more-16142\"><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/spring-2022-divider.png?resize=823%2C48&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/its-the-end-of-the-world-and-im-in-my-bathing-suit-cover.png\" alt=\"Blog Tour: It&#8217;s the End of the World and I&#8217;m in My Bathing Suit by Justin A. Reynolds (Excerpt + Giveaway!)\" title=\"Blog Tour: It&#8217;s the End of the World and I&#8217;m in My Bathing Suit by Justin A. Reynolds (Excerpt + Giveaway!)\" class=\"ubb-cover-image alignleft\"><strong>It's the End of the World and I'm in My Bathing Suit<\/strong> by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/reviews\/authors\/justin-a-reynolds\/\">Justin A. Reynolds<\/a> <br><strong>Published on<\/strong>  April 5, 2022 by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/reviews\/publishers\/scholastic-press\/\">Scholastic Press<\/a> <br><strong>Genres:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/reviews\/genres\/contemporary\/\">Contemporary<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/reviews\/genres\/middle-grade\/\">Middle Grade<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/reviews\/genres\/science-fiction\/\">Science Fiction<\/a> <br><strong>Pages:<\/strong> 304 <br><strong>Add to <\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/book\/show\/57468719-it-s-the-end-of-the-world-and-i-m-in-my-bathing-suit\" target=\"_blank\">Goodreads<\/a> <br><strong>Author Links:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.justinareynolds.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"\">Website<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/andthisjustin\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"\">Twitter<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/justinwritesya\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"\">Facebook<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/author\/show\/16974988.Justin_A_Reynolds\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"\">Goodreads<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3igZTyC\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"\">Amazon<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/justinwritesya\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"\">Instagram<\/a> <br><blockquote class=\"ubb-synopsis\"><p>Twelve-year-old Eddie Gordon Holloway has concocted his most genius plan ever to avoid chores... especially the dreaded L-A-U-N-D-R-Y. If he can wear all the clothes he owns, he'll only have to do the laundry once during his school break.<br \/>\nOn the day of the highly anticipated Beach Bash, Eddie's monstrous pile of dirty laundry is found by his mom. And Eddie's day has just taken a turn for the worst. Now he's stuck at home by himself, missing the bash, and doing his whole pile of laundry. But mid-cycle, the power goes out!<br \/>\nWith his first load of laundry wet and the rest of his stuff still filthy, he sets out to explore the seemingly empty neighborhood in his glow-in-the-dark swim trunks, flip-flops, and a beach towel. He soon meets up with other neighborhood kids: newcomer Xavier (who was mid-haircut and has half his head shaved), Eddie's former friend Sonia (who has spent her entire break trying to beat a video game and was mid-battle with the final boss), and siblings Trey and Sage (who are dealing with major sibling drama).<br \/>\nAs they group up to cover more ground and find out what happened, they realize that their families aren't coming back anytime soon. And as night falls, the crew realizes that they aren't just the only people left in the neighborhood, they might be the only people left... anywhere.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\t\t<script type=\"application\/ld+json\">\n{\n\t\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\n\t\"@type\":\"Review\",\n\t\"datePublished\": \"2022-03-22T10:00:00+00:00\",\n\t\"description\": \"\\nHappy Tuesday and welcome to my stop on the blog tour for IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AND I'M IN MY BATHING SUIT by Justin A. Reynolds! 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srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Read-an-Excerpt-Spring-2022.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Read-an-Excerpt-Spring-2022-300x59.png 300w, https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Read-an-Excerpt-Spring-2022-768x150.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On the third day of summer vacation, I devised THEE perfect three-month plan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It all started when I lost that entire first weekend (and half a Monday!) to more chores than should even be legal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Including THE CHORE I HATE MOST \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Also known as The Chore That Shall Not Be Named.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tuh, fine.&nbsp;I\u2019ll spell it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">L-A-U-N-D-R-Y.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yep, the bright red cherry atop my dirty clothes pile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Listen, I know what you\u2019re thinking:&nbsp;<em>What\u2019s the big deal with doing a little laundry, Eddie?&nbsp;The washer and dryer do all the work, right?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WRONG!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Okay, technically, you\u2019re right; the machines are a lifesaver.&nbsp;Mom made me watch this boring documentary where this kid my age\u2014twelve, if it matters to you\u2014is hand-scrubbing clothes against a block of wood for hours, which, ugh, brutal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And you wanna know how you determined the clothes were clean enough?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When your arm fell off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So, yes, it could be infinitely worse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Buuuut even still, laundry isn\u2019t simply pushing the start button and kicking back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nope.&nbsp;It\u2019s a whole process.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">First, you sort\u2014whites, colors\u2014and if you have my mom\u2014reds and pinks, partial whites, pastels, earth tones, delicates, etc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Next, you load the washer, which always,&nbsp;<em>always<\/em>,&nbsp;<em>ALWAYS<\/em>&nbsp;leads to a trail of dropped socks and underwear along the way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then while you wait for the \u201cyour clothes are ready\u201d buzzer, you try not to get too caught up playing&nbsp;<em>Basketball Ballers 3K<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And the dryer\u2014sheesh, you better select the right temperature.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Choose wrong and your favorite T-shirt shrinks to a washcloth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And can someone please tell me the point of folding and&nbsp;stuffing your clothes into drawers if you\u2019re only gonna wear them again the next day?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yep, that\u2019s why I devised THE PERFECT PLAN\u2014and here it is:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I\u2019m only doing laundry ONCE this ENTIRE SUMMER!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>But, Eddie, how is that even possible?<\/em>&nbsp;you ask.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I\u2019ll tell you how, my friends:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I\u2019d wear every piece of clothing I had.&nbsp;That\u2019s right, all of it.&nbsp;That ugly Christmas sweater despite the fact that it\u2019s been hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk?&nbsp;Didn\u2019t let that stop me.&nbsp;Nope, I rolled up those scratchy green sleeves and did what needed to be done.&nbsp;That awful T-shirt my uncle got me with the dancing hippo sporting a backwards Kangol hat and Adidas shell-toes that says \u201cI\u2019m a Hip-Hoppopotamus\u201d in huge gold letters?&nbsp;Rocked it last Thursday\u2014The Bronster\u2019s still laughing about it.&nbsp;Those palm-tree Bermuda shorts that I stuffed in the back of my bottom drawer because they\u2019re wide enough to be a parachute?&nbsp;Um, wore those Tuesday\u2014and the wind nearly carried me away.&nbsp;But it would\u2019ve been worth it.&nbsp;Seriously, I could\u2019ve floated to the moon and I\u2019d still have zero regrets.&nbsp;Because if the plan\u2019s gonna work, well, I\u2019ve gotta do whatever it takes, wear whatever it takes, end of story.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And according to my careful wardrobe calculations, all these necessary combinations would get me halfway through summer, with one last outfit:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My swim trunks.&nbsp;Just in time for Beach Bash.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After that, I\u2019d throw everything into the wash and be good until school started back up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kinda brilliant, right?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Feel free to borrow it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But, you know, only if you want to minimize your chores and maximize your fun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know what you\u2019re thinking:&nbsp;<em>But, Eddie, why would your parents let you get away with this?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That\u2019s easy, because we made \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2026 the deal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If I agreed to take care of myself for the whole summer\u2014making my own sandwiches for lunch, cleaning up after myself, and we\u2019ve already discussed doing my own stinking laundry (pun intended)\u2014I\u2019d be granted complete and utter freedom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How could I pass&nbsp;<em>that<\/em>&nbsp;up?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was the perfect setup.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A win-win situation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My mom got to worry about me less all summer, and me\u2014I got to be worried less about.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Everyone got what they wanted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Everyone was happy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I mean, with a deal that sweet, what could possibly go wrong, right?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Forty days later, I had my answer:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It\u2019s everything, guys.&nbsp;Everything\u2019s gone wrong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Except not even that kinda-wrong-but-still-not-horrible way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not even that&nbsp;<em>okay, okay, this is definitely bad<\/em>&nbsp;way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No, things got&nbsp;<em>bad<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Really,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">really,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">really bad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The type of bad where everything you thought you knew, you\u2019re like, wait, now I\u2019m not sure:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Your brain\u2019s all screwed up like,&nbsp;<em>Hold on, is up actually down?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh, you think I\u2019m exaggerating?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well, fine, how \u2019bout you see for yourself?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But remember, I warned you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It\u2019s like debating who\u2019s the GOAT\u2014(a) MJ, (b) Kobe, or (c) LeBron.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Let\u2019s be real, it\u2019s crazy easy to make an impressive case for all three.&nbsp;For me, it\u2019s LeBron holding down that top spot\u2014but the truth is, no matter how you slot them, you\u2019re not gonna be wrong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And you\u2019re like,&nbsp;<em>Okay, Eddie, what\u2019s basketball got to do with anything?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Everything, my friends.&nbsp;Everything.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because when you\u2019re debating the (a) singing, (b) dancing, and (c) joke telling of Calvin Cleophas Eady III\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Also known as the man who married my mom not even six months ago.&nbsp;The dude I call Wanna-Be Dad.&nbsp;WBD for short.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014you\u2019re gonna feel super hard-pressed to pick which of his \u201ctalents\u201d is the best.&nbsp;Let me clarify:&nbsp;<em>None<\/em>&nbsp;of them are any good.&nbsp;Like not even good-adjacent.&nbsp;In fact, the easier argument is that&nbsp;all three are&nbsp;<em>equally<\/em>&nbsp;awful, that their levels of lousy are a major toss-up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I know that\u2019s a cop-out.&nbsp;It\u2019s true, we all have that one friend who never decides&nbsp;<em>anything<\/em>, the friend who\u2019s always like, \u201cWhy do we have to choose?&nbsp;Why can\u2019t we just appreciate LeBron, Kobe, and Jordan and what they brought to the game, instead of arguing who\u2019s the best?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Except if my Real Dad were here, he\u2019d say, \u201cStop all that hemming and hawing and pick a side already.&nbsp;The best decision you\u2019ll ever make is to be decisive.\u201d&nbsp;Because the reality is: Whichever one you\u2019re leaning toward, you\u2019re 100 percent right.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>But, Eddie, I\u2019m still not quite following, why are we even talking about this?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We\u2019re talking about this because off rip, at an hour far too early in the morning for human interaction, let alone an entire&nbsp;<em>no-<\/em>talent show, WBD hits me&nbsp;<em>hard<\/em>&nbsp;with the Terrible Trifecta\u2014(a), (b),&nbsp;<em>and<\/em>&nbsp;(c)\u2014all at the same stupid time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dude, I haven\u2019t even picked the sleep outta my eyeball crevices yet.&nbsp;Like this can\u2019t be life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>\u201cHeyyy-ayyye, goooood mooor \u2026 ninnng, buh-ud,<\/em>\u201d sings WBD.&nbsp;I\u2019ll never understand how the guy manages to stretch a&nbsp;few syllables into a whole verse and yet he keeps pulling it off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Normally, I eat this up, those random unexpected moments when my annoying brother, aka The Bronster, isn\u2019t around or is snoring in his dungeon lair.&nbsp;I savor each split-second morsel.&nbsp;But right now, I\u2019d kill to have The Bronster here to deflect some of WBD\u2019s attention off me.&nbsp;And yes, I\u2019m from Carterville, which is only twenty minutes from Cleveland, but no, my brother\u2019s name isn\u2019t actually \u201cBron\u201d\u2014which, I know, shocking, right?&nbsp;No, The Bronster is what happens when you mix equal parts&nbsp;<em>bro<\/em>ther + mo<em>nster<\/em>&nbsp;together.&nbsp;He\u2019s three and a half years older than me and basically treats me like I\u2019m the baby troll he never asked for.&nbsp;Ever since Real Dad died almost two years ago, the Bronster\u2019s been meaner than ever.&nbsp;Mom claims it\u2019s just a phase, a teenager thing.&nbsp;But I have my doubts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The point is, I want to&nbsp;<em>not<\/em>&nbsp;be alone with WBD bad enough to wish that my Neanderthal brother were around\u2014which I gotta tell you, is not a wish I take lightly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And all I really wanna say to WBD is:&nbsp;<em>Dude, can you just give me some time to wake up before you hit me with all your \u2026 your \u2026 WBD-ness?<\/em>&nbsp;Seriously, guys, I\u2019m a creature of habit.&nbsp;I treat all mornings equally\u2014which is to say, you know the day\u2019s&nbsp;started when you hear me trip down the stairs.&nbsp;Then I\u2019m staggering into the kitchen like a newborn giraffe getting used to its spindly legs, my eyes cracked open just barely enough to identify large blurry objects, like the fridge, the kitchen table, and most walls.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That\u2019s the level I\u2019m at right now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So if this guy thinks I\u2019m gonna be able to match his \u201ccheerfulness\u201d and \u201csunny disposition\u201d\u2014Mom\u2019s words, not mine\u2014he\u2019s in for a rude awakening.&nbsp;<em>My<\/em>&nbsp;rude awakening, ha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>\u201cI hope you slept welllll,\u201d<\/em>&nbsp;WBD sings into a spatula, as if he and the spatula have worked out a deal\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WBD:&nbsp;<em>Hey, we both agree your primary job is flipping pancakes \u2026<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SPATULA:&nbsp;<em>It\u2019s what I\u2019m best at.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WBD:&nbsp;<em>Okay, but in between those flips, you\u2019re also gonna be my microphone, got that?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And as if that\u2019s not bad enough, WBD spins away from the food simmering on the stove, and is now gliding toward me and \u2026 wait a minute, I blink hard trying to bring WBD\u2019s non-spatula hand into focus because he appears to be holding something that I can\u2019t quite make out, but it looks like \u2026 oh, no.&nbsp;Oh, no.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It\u2019s \u2026 that stupid slotted spoon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Every weekend, it\u2019s the same WBD show.&nbsp;He sashays around the kitchen, belting the wrong notes into his slightly melted plastic blue spatula \u2026 and then, when he thinks he\u2019s caught me off guard, he unleashes a surprise attack, thrusting some other kitchen utensil in my face\u2014as if for even one second I\u2019d pretend to sing along.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Last weekend, he offered me tongs.&nbsp;Today it\u2019s a slotted spoon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cCoooomeeee on, joiiiin meeee, youuuu knoooow you wannnaaa,\u201d WBD croons into his poor spatula, while extending the slotted spoon toward me like a bouquet of flowers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I duck his second \u201cmic\u201d and slip into the pantry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WBD watches me from the pantry door.&nbsp;\u201cOh, hey, question for ya, when you were taking the lawn mower out of the garage the other day, you didn\u2019t by chance rub against Betsy, did ya?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not this again.&nbsp;\u201cNo,\u201d I grumble.&nbsp;\u201cI did not hit Betsy.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WBD smiles.&nbsp;\u201cHit?&nbsp;Who said anything about hit?&nbsp;No, I asked if you&nbsp;<em>rubbed<\/em>.&nbsp;<em>Rubbed.<\/em>&nbsp;Which is an easy incidental thing to do.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I shake my head as I snare the box of Froot Loops, aka the best cereal ever, from the middle shelf.&nbsp;\u201cNope.&nbsp;Didn\u2019t rub, either.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cSee, it\u2019s just that \u2026\u201d WBD smiles harder.&nbsp;A thing he does&nbsp;when he\u2019s upset but doesn\u2019t wanna be.&nbsp;\u201cBetsy is so special to me.&nbsp;The only thing I\u2019ve got that was my dad\u2019s, so \u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cDude, I did not hit, rub, or even breathe on your car,\u201d I say, squeezing past him to hit up the fridge for milk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI know it\u2019s hard getting the lawn mower out.&nbsp;It\u2019s tight in there.&nbsp;But I just \u2026 I\u2019m just asking you to be careful, is all.&nbsp;Yeah?&nbsp;Can you do that for me, bud?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Except there\u2019s no milk.&nbsp;Not&nbsp;<em>real<\/em>&nbsp;milk, anyway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I whirl around to face my non-dairy tormentor.&nbsp;\u201cOat milk again?&nbsp;Don\u2019t you believe in regular milk?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oat milk\u2019s one of the many unwanted changes that came as part of the WBD package\u2014apparently, the guy doesn\u2019t believe in cow milk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cOh, I believe, bud.&nbsp;I just don\u2019t think it\u2019s the responsible way to go if we wanna continue enjoying this planet for a long time, is all.&nbsp;Sustainable living and all that jazz?&nbsp;Sorry, bud.\u201d&nbsp;But he must notice my eyes glazing over, because he stops himself mid-speech and grins at me.&nbsp;\u201cGee, I\u2019m sorry, boss.&nbsp;You know talking about the environment gets me all wound up, haha.&nbsp;Anyway, what\u2019s your attack plan for today?&nbsp;We\u2019re going to have a blast, pal!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I hear you already:&nbsp;<em>C\u2019mon, Eddie, he\u2019s just \u2026 enthusiastic.&nbsp;But it\u2019s not<\/em>&nbsp;that&nbsp;<em>bad, is it?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh, trust me, it is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">See, part of WBD\u2019s problem is that he doesn\u2019t know when to quit.&nbsp;Whether it\u2019s him pestering me about us&nbsp;<em>doing fun bonding things together<\/em>, or him insisting on raising his voice several octaves too high, making his already upsettingly pitchy \u201cfalsetto\u201d so squeaky and so screechy that I swear he\u2019s Alvin &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/spring-2022-divider.png?resize=823%2C48&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/About-the-Author-Spring-2022.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17521\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/About-the-Author-Spring-2022.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/About-the-Author-Spring-2022-300x59.png 300w, https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/About-the-Author-Spring-2022-768x150.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"ubb-about-author\"><h3>About Justin A. Reynolds<\/h3><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Justin-A.-Reynolds-350x350.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"alignleft ubb-about-author-photo\"><p>JUSTIN A. REYNOLDS has always wanted to be a writer. Opposite of Always, his debut novel, was an Indies Introduce selection, a School Library Journal Best Book, has been translated in 17 languages, and is being developed for film with Paramount Players. He hangs out in northeast Ohio with his family and likes it, and is probably somewhere, right now, dancing terribly. His second novel, Early Departures, published September 2020. In spring 2021, he teamed up with Marvel and Graphix to release his debut graphic novel, Miles Morales: Shock Waves. You can find him at justinareynolds.com.<\/p>\n<p class=\"ubb-author-links\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.justinareynolds.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"\">Website<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/andthisjustin\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"\">Twitter<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/justinwritesya\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"\">Facebook<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/author\/show\/16974988.Justin_A_Reynolds\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"\">Goodreads<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3igZTyC\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"\">Amazon<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/justinwritesya\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"\">Instagram<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/spring-2022-divider.png?resize=823%2C48&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Follow-the-Blog-Tour-Spring-2022.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17520\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Follow-the-Blog-Tour-Spring-2022.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Follow-the-Blog-Tour-Spring-2022-300x59.png 300w, https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Follow-the-Blog-Tour-Spring-2022-768x150.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\"><strong>Week One<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-table\"><table><tbody><tr><td><strong>3\/21\/2022<\/strong><\/td><td><a href=\"https:\/\/kaitgoodwin.com\/books\"><strong>Kait Plus Books<\/strong><\/a><\/td><td><strong>Excerpt<\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td>3\/21\/2022<\/td><td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennifermaryg.com\/\">For the Love of KidLit<\/a><\/td><td>Excerpt<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>3\/22\/2022<\/td><td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bookhoundsya.net\/\">BookHounds YA&nbsp;<\/a><\/td><td>Excerpt<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>3\/22\/2022<\/td><td><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/jael_and_jenessa_reads?utm_medium=copy_link\">@jael_and_jenessa_reads<\/a><\/td><td>Review<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>3\/23\/2022<\/td><td><a href=\"http:\/\/rajivsreviews.com\/\">Rajiv&#8217;s Reviews<\/a><\/td><td>Review<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>3\/23\/2022<\/td><td><a href=\"https:\/\/blessedmommysc.blogspot.com\/\">Lifestyle of Me<\/a><\/td><td>Review<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>3\/24\/2022<\/td><td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nerdophiles.com\/\">Nerdophiles<\/a><\/td><td>Review<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>3\/24\/2022<\/td><td><a href=\"http:\/\/cindysloveofbooks.com\/\">Cindy&#8217;s Love of Books<\/a><\/td><td>Review<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>3\/25\/2022<\/td><td><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eyerollingdemigod.com\/\">Eye-Rolling Demigod&#8217;s Book Blog<\/a><\/td><td>Review<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>3\/25\/2022<\/td><td><a href=\"https:\/\/thereadingwordsmith.blogspot.com\/\">The Reading Wordsmith&nbsp;<\/a><\/td><td>Review<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\"><strong>Week Two<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-table\"><table><tbody><tr><td>3\/28\/2022<\/td><td><a href=\"http:\/\/thebookwyrmsden.com\/\">The Bookwyrm&#8217;s Den<\/a><\/td><td>Review<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>3\/28\/2022<\/td><td><a href=\"http:\/\/am2cents.blogspot.com\/\">Two Points of Interest<\/a><\/td><td>Review<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>3\/29\/2022<\/td><td><a href=\"http:\/\/nonbinaryknight-reads.blogspot.com\/\">Nonbinary Knight Reads<\/a><\/td><td>Review<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>3\/29\/2022<\/td><td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.onemoreexclamation.com\/\">One More Exclamation&nbsp;<\/a><\/td><td>Review<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>3\/30\/2022<\/td><td><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/drewsim12\/\">@drewsim12&nbsp;<\/a><\/td><td>Review<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>3\/30\/2022<\/td><td><a href=\"https:\/\/ravenzreviewz.blogspot.com\/\">Ravenz Reviewz<\/a><\/td><td>Review<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>3\/31\/2022<\/td><td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.morebookspleaseblog.wordpress.com\/\">More Books Please blog<\/a><\/td><td>Review<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>3\/31\/2022<\/td><td><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/coffeesipsandreads\/\">@coffeesipsandreads<\/a><\/td><td>Review<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>4\/1\/2022<\/td><td><a href=\"https:\/\/themommaspot.home.blog\/\">The Momma Spot<\/a><\/td><td>Review<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>4\/1\/2022<\/td><td><a href=\"http:\/\/fictionologyst.wordpress.com\/\">fictionologyst<\/a><\/td><td>Review<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/spring-2022-divider.png?resize=823%2C48&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Enter-the-Giveaway-Spring-2022.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17539\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Enter-the-Giveaway-Spring-2022.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Enter-the-Giveaway-Spring-2022-300x59.png 300w, https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Enter-the-Giveaway-Spring-2022-768x150.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rafflecopter.com\/rafl\/display\/e2389ba21425\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Enter here to win a print copy of&nbsp;<em>It&#8217;s the End of the World and I&#8217;m in My Bathing Suit<\/em> by Justin A. Reynolds!<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>(US Only)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/spring-2022-divider.png?resize=823%2C48&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Questions-for-You-Spring-2022.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17518\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Questions-for-You-Spring-2022.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Questions-for-You-Spring-2022-300x59.png 300w, https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Questions-for-You-Spring-2022-768x150.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What do you think about <em>It&#8217;s the End of the World and I&#8217;m in My Bathing Suit<\/em>? Have you added it&nbsp;to your tbr yet?&nbsp;Let me know in the comments and have a splendiferous day!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"512\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Spring-2022-Kait-Plus-Books-Signature-1024x512.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Spring-2022-Kait-Plus-Books-Signature-1024x512.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Spring-2022-Kait-Plus-Books-Signature-300x150.png 300w, https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Spring-2022-Kait-Plus-Books-Signature-768x384.png 768w, https:\/\/www.kaitgoodwin.com\/books\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Spring-2022-Kait-Plus-Books-Signature.png 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Tuesday and welcome to my stop on the blog tour for IT&#8217;S THE END OF THE WORLD AND I&#8217;M IN MY BATHING SUIT by Justin A. 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